Thanks For Checking

Phone conversation from earlier this morning

"Hello" - Teacher

"Hello, this is ________'s mom. Is he there today?" - Parent (incredibly thick Asian accent)

"He was, class is over so he's already gone. Can I transfer you to his next teacher?" - Teacher

"No. I just checking to see if he in class today" - Parent

"Thank you. Yes, he was here." - Teacher

"Okay, good. Yesterday he come home early because he get the diarrhea. I just checking to make sure he no have it anymore." - Parent