On Breaking Up (its not that hard to do)

"I don't want to go there (BYU Idaho)"
"I mean my boyfriend's going there....."
"But that's why I don't want to go there." - Student
"So you're trying to find an excuse to break up" - Teacher
"Shhhhh, I want a hotter boyfriend"
"not that he's not hot"
"I just want hotter" - Student