Not The Sharpest Crayon In The Box

"guys have an anus?" - Student (male)

How About We Don't Share That With The Class?

"That's not what mine looks like" - Student to her friend discussing a textbook diagram of a vagina

One Can Just Imagine How He Ends Relationships

"You're out of here.  Five days." - Administrator first words he said to a student he called out of the room.

On Prezygotic Barriers

"____________, I am not doing your sex ed assignment (about female reproductive organs) for you" - Student (female)

"But I don't get why I have to learn this stuff" - Student (male)

"You may want to know that stuff later" - Teacher

"No I wont" - Student (male)

Well, If You Really Want To Know.....

"What is the weirdest color shit you ever had?" - Student

Your Uncle Does WHAT?

"Is that why my uncle acts all crazy when he snorts cocaine?" - Student

Sometimes They Just Break Your Heart

"Three days until the worst day of the year" - Student

"Why is that?" - Me

"Its mother's day" - Student

"Okay??" - Me

"And I don't have a mother" - Student