On Tweaked Out Nerds

"World of Warcraft is like a nerd's meth" - Student

Well Played

"My mom made me mow the lawn" (while hung over, as punishment for getting drunk) - Student

Ironic: If You Have A Behavior Plan You Get In Less Trouble

"I got suspended for a week and a half for showing up to school hung over but some kid in one of my classes got busted for weed and was only out for one day." - Student

That's Why You Smile When Sniff Markers

"That smell is better than sex!" - Student (on sharpies)