Prepare For Lots Of Stinging!!!!

"Since you got to throw beans at us the last two days we should get to throw beans at you." - Student 1 to me

"Yeah, we should." - Student 2

About half a second later I got pelted with beans by a classroom full of kids.      In my defense I did not throw beans at them, we were doing a lab and I threw beans on the floor and they had to fight each other to pick them up.   OK, that might make me sound worse.

Umm.... Where On The Internet?

"Your mom is really hot." - Student 1 (female) to Student 2 (female)

"Yeah, I guess so." - Student 2

"She is!, I saw her on the internet yesterday." - Student 3 (male)

Do You Live Near A Nuclear Waste Dump?

"Chickens have four legs right?" - Student

One Of Our Successful Students

"Can you keep talking so I can go back to sleep?" - Student

On Pick Up Lines: WARNING Explicit Nerdity

"Baby, If I were an enzyme I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes" - Student