On Crappy Teachers

"So what were you studying in __________'s class before you transferred to my class?" - Me

"Actually, this is the first thing I've learned in biology all year." - Student

You Really Believe A Person Who's Bra Size Is Higher Than Her IQ?

"Is it true that the ocean is salty because of whale sperm?" - Student

"No" - Me

"But, that's what Snooki said made it salty" - Student

It Must Be Almost Valentines

"Why does a tiny little explosion happen when you get kissed?" - Student