The Boys Are Very Interested In Your Random Trivia

"Did you know that your earlobes are straight above your nipples?   I've checked like 40 times and its true." - Student (Female)

Obviously You Are Not One

"You spell genius with a J right?" - Student

Please Can We? Hopefully She Doesn't Pop

"I think _______'s dead.  Can we poke her with a stick?  She's been sitting in that same position at her desk staring at her computer screen all day." - Teacher

Lets Start Working On That McDonald's Application For You

"What do plants make sugar out of? - Teacher


"Carbon dioxide" - Student

"So where does the carbon in sugar come from?" - Teacher

"Ummm, water? - Student

"OK, plants make sugar from CARBON dioxide, where does the carbon in sugar come from?" - Teacher

"Ummm,  the sun?" - Student

After 5 minutes of this he still couldn't answer the question.  I gave up.   

New Term: McGangBang

McGangBang - A Double Decker split in half with a McChicken stuck in the middle of it

As in:   "I'm going to have a McGangBang for lunch" - Student

No We Don't

"So, what are you guys made from?" - Teacher (hoping for the answer to be Carbon)

"Well..  It starts with a V but we really don't want to talk about it" - Student

And Now We Know Why There Was A Huge Pack Of Boys Following

"MISTER!, Some girl just walked by and her nipple was sticking out of her shirt!   Should I go tell her?" - Student (female)

Well Played

"Don't hate biology, just hate the teacher" - Student (Discussing my class)

I Think I Smell An Experiment About To Happen

"How come you can't see your farts when its cold?   You know, like when you breathe out when its cold." - Student

What Really Happens In High School English

"Did you finish your concluding paragraph in english last hour?" -Student 1

"No, I was playing computer games all hour" - Student 2