Then Get Out Of My Classroom!!

"If the office calls, I'm not here." - Student

"Why?" - Teacher

"Because I'm suspended and not supposed to be here." - Student

Is That Even Medically Possible?

"Every time I sneeze, I get a foot cramp" - Student

So True

"Sometimes I feel like telling _______ (the principal) 'If you're running this place, then who's running hell?' " - Teacher

Carbon Is NOT A Molecule!! - This Might Have Something To Do With Your Test Scores

"Then the carbon molecules are broken down into simpler molecules" - Science Teacher

On Reasons For Breaking Up

"My ex-boyfriend was a drag queen.   I was okay with it until he stole my bra." - Student