New Term: Mexican Hamburger

Mexican Hamburger: A slab of meat with ketchup on it between two slices of bread.

That's Never A Good Thing

"You were in a nightmare I had last night" - Student to me

Class Would Be Less Disturbing If You Paid Attention

On Last Friday's Quiz

Question: Give Two Examples of Analogous Structures.

Answer: "its somin that has anal or anal sex to have there babys"

That's Embarrassing

"I failed my driving test this weekend because I crashed into a bush." - Student

And I'm Supposed To Believe You?

"Why did you miss class (from 1:30 - 2:30) on Friday?" - Teacher

"I slept in and missed my alarm." - Student

AWKWARD - Please Go Ask Your Mother Next Time

"Can you settle a bet for us? Where does it come out when you pee? Does it come out the ummm..... opening? Or does it come out in front?" - Three girls who stayed after class just to ask their question.

Hookt On Phonix

On an AP assignment that was handed in last week.
"Our Aunt Sisters shot all the bison"

Aunt Sisters vs. Ancestors

Remind Me To Stay Away From You

"You know girls can be serial killers too" - Student (female) with teardrop sized heart tattoos beside her eye

Teenage Boys and Boobs

"This kid in the lunch room was measuring people's boobs" - Student

2 minutes later

"Then he felt his own boobs and said 'I have the best one's here'" - Student

What Teenage Boys Think About

Answer on a quiz

Q: What is Artificial Selection

A: "When a regular guy can get with a model"

I Didn't Realize It Was That Vicious

"You'd better sleep with one eye open tonight." - Student as she handed in her test

One Of Life's Great Mysteries

"Which is meaner? Butt-licker or Ass-wipe. - Student

I Don't Think I Was Supposed To Hear That

"Just wear cute underwear on lab days." - student (female) whispering to her friend after learning that any contaminated clothing items must be removed when using the emergency safety shower.