Monday, August 30, 2010

Wow, That Makes This Job Look Good

"That's why I got the $40,000 if you get shot insurance policy. Its like a million if you actually die." - New Teacher discussing the danger level at his previous school

You Might Be A Redneck If....

"I've achieved my life's goal. I now live in a town that has pizza delivery." - New teacher from Oklahoma on moving to the cities